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Hey there, Tunnel Snake!: Just had a massive fight with my parents. I’m not feeling well and...

homerthompson:

Just had a massive fight with my parents. I’m not feeling well and didn’t want to go out to lunch. I just wanted to have pizza and watch a movie or something. But mum just wouldn’t listen to me. She doesn’t think I’m sick, I’m ‘just lazy.’ I have a chronic illness. For actual serious.

So they…

All my hugs to you. People can be ridiculously selfish. Enjoy your birthday the way you want to! If it’ll help fix things up with your folks (or at least get them off your back), maybe you can negotiate a 21st party on the weekend, or after your surgery? 

I have two ways to improve your day.

First, here is a recipe for a quick chocolate cake:

4 tbs plain flour
4 tbs sugar
2 tbs cocoa powder
1 egg
3 tbs milk
3 tbs cooking oil
chocolate chips to taste 

Mix dry ingredients in a large coffee mug. Add egg, milk, and oil, making sure to get all dry ingredients from the bottom. Add chocolate chips.

Microwave for 3 minutes. Serve hot with cream and icecream.

And second, a picture of Hiddles on a motorbike:

• Me: I am going to love Romania. #sbseurovision #costumesalone
• Me: All white, sequins, drink twice! #sbseurovision
• Me: Native language! And again! #sbseurovision
• Me: I am going to be very sick in the morning. #sbseurovision
• Me: Stage junk. Screw you Romania. Drink. #sbseurovision
• Me: PYROTECHNICS. I HOPE ROMANIA DIE. #sbseurovision

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we-should-fuck:

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itsjustjensen:

thewinchesterswagger:

“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom

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… does the best thing for your campaign planning.

Players…

Prepare to be terrified.

adamz3r0:

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… when you realise you forgot to give your players a really, really important clue about character identities?

Completely forgot to mention the King’s emblem. Now it’s not going to make sense when I say it changed, and it’s something the players’ characters would notice too.

Damn, damn, damn.

I’m also having trouble planning out the future of the campaign, in an I-know-where-I-want-it-to-end-up-but-no-idea-how-to-get-it-there way, especially since the players totally pissed off the Prince and it would have ruined his character to let them get away with it.

Anyone else been accused of railroading because an NPC wouldn’t budge on an issue? I guest I just didn’t make his motivation clear enough. And I was railroading.

askaklingon:

theshambler:

Translate pop songs into Klingon.

I DO THIS TOO
OMGWTFBBQ

http://knightswhodontsayni.tumblr.com/ <—— where I post my translations

Su’, neH qaqIHpu’
‘ej maw’law ‘oHvam
‘ach mI’wIj qanob
vaj chaq DarI’laH?

be’oy’ qalegh pIQ
‘e’ vIQatlhlaw’
‘ach mI’wIj qanob
vaj chaq DarI’laH?

Su’, neH qaqIHpu’
‘ej maw’law ‘oHvam
‘ach mI’wIj qanob
vaj chaq DarI’laH?

‘ej muqaD be’Hom
‘e’ lunIDqa’
‘ach mI’wIj qanob
vaj chaq DarI’laH?

If I translated Lazarus Rising into Klingon, would anyone be interested in reading for a dub? All I’d need is a Dean, Sam, Bobby, Cas, Ruby, Pamela and Burger Joint Demon.